After he enters through the gates he soon finds a big open courtyard where heaven's inhabitants like to hang out. As Einstein makes his way through the courtyard he is recognized by many of the people and some even approach him for conversation. Being a very intelligent man, Albert learned during his time on Earth that he should change the topics of conversation depending on the intelligence level of who he is speaking with; it keeps conversations enjoyable for the other party so that friendships can be easily fostered. Einsteins explains to everyone who gathered around that he needs to know their IQ before speaking with them.

One man pushed through the crowd to approach Einstein and stated that he has an IQ of 180!

"That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss mathematics!"

After a very engaging conversation the man leaves, and Einstein is approached by a second man who says that he has an IQ of 150.

"That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss physics!"

The conversation finishes and another man approaches, stating that his IQ is 100.

"That's wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!"

They have a wonderful conversation about the theater and the man leaves. Just then, another man moves out to capture Albert's hand and shake it. "I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 60" he says.

Albert smiles back at him and says, "Would you like to discuss the culture war?"